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[murderbooks]

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[murderbooks]

( it was a lot. dealing with it himself was a thing. but then he met his vampire roommate and technically took him to the prom. don't look to hard into it. )

And how am I being a boring scout boy?

Do you mean boy scout?

[coldcock]

( looking and judging right now. ) Boy scout. Whatever. English is still stupid.

You made guests here smoothies like charity event no one is paying you for.

[murderbooks]

I made one guest A smoothie. Did you know there was a guest kitchen? One we can use that we won't be kicked out of.

English is stupid. I don't disagree. A lot of words mean five different things.

[coldcock]

Do you even cook?

Yes. Who decided go and though are said the same way?

[murderbooks]

Do you?

That, I don't know. I studied sports science.

( and hockey. )

And not... fiction. How are you doing with all of that here? The stuff we can't explain?

[coldcock]

Yes :)

( isn’t he full of surprises. )

You have to stop calling it fiction and not real. It’s real here. Cannot change it. Just have to figure out if it changes anything for you or not.

[murderbooks]

I don't.

What would it change for me? Did it change anything for you?

[coldcock]

So why do you need kitchen?

Makes it easier to accept that it is reality and move forward. Is life now. Figure out what you need to do to survive.

( this is not unlike his general approach in life, actually. it has been since he was twelve and reality flipped on its head. )

[murderbooks]

To make all my free smoothies.

That's easy. Stay out of the way of vampires.

( or, particularly, befriend one. )

You want to have a drink tonight?

[coldcock]

And you need full kitchen for it?

Tonight? If you can stay up that late, I will grace you with my presence.

[murderbooks]

I need the ingredients in a full kitchen for it.

I'm not even going to ask you how old you think I am. Have you explored any of the different rooms here? Is anything your style?

[coldcock]

Can you even put a number on it? I have been to the club, the music room, also gym. I am lazy party guy, you know?

What have you found?

[murderbooks]

You're a lot of things, lazy isn't one of them.

There's a piano bar. A hunting lodge. The Hex Club. Main lobby bar. Pool bar. Many, many choices in bars.

Pretty sure I even saw a Subway. Not suggesting we go to Subway, just, that's a room here, apparently.