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[murderbooks]

What the FUCK, Rozanov

( it's one thing to read murderbooks, it's another to watch murder livestreams. )

I think he's dead, now. And, I pieced together that the two kidnapped, Giles who works in the library and Amy, are fine. I think he killed someone, though. Actually.

What the FUCK

[coldcock]

Yes, I got that part from death and murdering!!!

And people are mad but not exactly about murder part? 😬

[murderbooks]

I think they're mad about who was murdered. And, also, feminism, I guess. And probably Koby's involvement, since he's the one that puts together the starter guide, so calling him out didn't go well.

What it must be like to have that many friends mad you're taken and/or invoked in, well, murder.

[coldcock]

The pink haired one?

Many people would be upset if I was taken. Murder also, probably. You will only have one of these problems, I think.

[murderbooks]

Yes, he has pink hair.

Being murdered or being taken? One always leads to the other. It's rare anyone taken is actually rescued.

This example, not withstanding.

Also, can we just:

Vampires. Slayers (?). Superheroes. Avengers.

[coldcock]

No. I thought taken means like relationship.

( he knows the different meanings but English is stupid. )

Do Admirals not have kidnap insurance on you?

… That all had to be jokes.

[murderbooks]

I meant kidnapped. I know you're neither, Rozanov. Well, technically we were both taken. And if you believe it, by this house.

Teams don't

You're hilarious.

Did you watch? Angel was a vampire. Without a soul, because apparently there's a distinction. Buffy and Faith were slayers, but also, Ani's code...

"two serial killers who'd rip your head off & shit down your neck
a woman who puts murderers in the ground
a crazy bastard who'd blow your brains out and splash around in em after
a russian agent who makes the kgb look like daycare
a military man who'd bomb your ass straight into a closed casket
a business partner who runs this shithole like it's the mafia
& buffy fucking summers"

Also, Ani just... talks like that.